if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.
we’d arrange sacrifices of humans
starting with you
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
fingers are weird??? like…… our arms just split into other smaller arms…………. ok
A necessary message for all the nice guys out there.
Ugly people who have hot boyfriends/girlfriends give me so much hope
If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point
this retailer sells a halal nail polish. this allows for oxygen and water to go through the nail, which makes it acceptable to wear during prayer. spread the word.
“Being a relatively modern creation, nail polish remains obviously unaddressed by early Islamic sources. But the general consensus in the Islamic community is that praying with nail polish is impermissible because of the waterproof barrier it creates on nails, which prevents the wudu ritual from being completed five times a day.” (source)
sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments
you guys are watching way too much hannibal get out